Ah, The Joys Of Working In The North East
My place of employment is located in a finer area of The District. That would be the lovely North East. Well, not really. This part of town isn't exactly up there with the White House or the Tidal Basin as a tourist destination. Basically, you would want to stay away if you are not fimiliar with the area. Isn't it great that I get to go here every single day? Am I naturally drawn to low income urban areas? Who knows.
The best part about spending time in this type of environment is the stories that come from it. Take for example this morning. A manager in the advertising department parked his car under a bridge where most of the advertising manager's park. The road on top of the bridge is New York Avenue/US-50. The car next to his looks like another manager's. Being the jovial type, he stops to say good morning. As he approaches the car, he sees what looks like women's legs in the air. He must have thought to himself, that is strange. He knocks on the window, and sees two people inside making babies. Wow, what a sight early in the morning, right? The couple is startled, and stops. The man throws his dirty condom out the window, and the car hastily pulls out of the parking lot. Appearently, one of the locals picked up one of the working girls from up the street for some good morning fun. I know what I am doing on my lunch breaks from now on.
Well, isn't that an interesting story? I had a good laugh when I heard it. I'll tell you what, only in the ghetto. You gotta love it.
Comments
ewwwwww! Thats sooooo gross...funny...a little sad...but mostly gross!
kind of like the woman i saw on saturday falling out of a car grasping a knife and asking me to call the cops when all i REALLY wanted to do was ride my bike around fort mchenry? ghettos rule!
Simeon...please tell your manager I'm sorry I threw the condom at him...he did bloody startle me though...He seemed like a nice enough bloke...I suppose I could've autographed it...Prostitution arrests are bad for my romantic comedy career...he understand's right??
