No Work Friday
We have almost made it through another memorable week at work. Hehehe. It is true. You probably have less then eight hours until freedom. Isn't that a great thought? If you are not a working stiff, God Bless You. I applaud you, and whatever you do. The rest of us are probably in different states of mind. Some of us might be hungover. Some of us might be really busy. Some of us might be bored out of our minds. I say, lets blow off work as much as possible. We can collectively have a No Work Friday.
There are lots of ways to get this accomplished. I'll share an idea. Go check out my new favorite website, Heavy.com. It is not work safe. Becareful. What am I saying? The theme of this activity is to tell work to stick it where the sun don't shine.
Do yourself a real big favor, and click first on Osculating Animated Females. It's real big on the index page for a reason. I won't say too much to ruin the suprise, but it's the best "reality" show I have ever seen.
Of course, this website is not immune to the political fever sweeping the US. They even have a different kind of election for anyone who wants to participate! Political Ho Down is an election that pits various presidential hopeful, past, and current daughters against one another. The last four left are offspring of Mr. Kerry and Mr. Bush. Who will you vote for? Political ideas aside, I voted for Barbara Bush. She is hot.
All I'm gonna say about this is, I'll be eating here every weekend, forever.
An entire section is dedicated to singer/songwriter/comedian, Stephen Lynch. I believe it is mostly there to promote his new DVD. Either way, this guy is hysterical. He has no shame in attacking anything or anyone for a joke. If you love kittens, please don't watch this video. No wait, please just watch the video.
Back to politics. The section entitled, Al Jazerra Gazette, proclaims the site's liberalism. Y'all know I don't agree with this type of thinking, but the content here is so funny. I especially love George W. Bush picking his nose. Who doesn't? I'm picking my a$$ right now.
I could go on and on about all the fun stuff on Heavy.com, but I won't. It is your job now to waste time at work looking at each corner of the site. When you are done, post up how else to waste time at work. We are all in this one together. I don't want to see anyone working today. We can do it. We are almost free.
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also try www.kontraband.com :D
Hmm...well I am doing my best to promote a no work friday as well simeon....apparently J&J frowns upon employees showing up to work 2 hours late because they overslept due to the fact that they basically went directly from newark airport to the bar after returning from a business trip...So I will basically spend the rest of my day running around the office trying to get caught up...However my 2 all time favorite work wasters would be.... 1. Simeons.net (obviously...even being 2 hours late, I still find time to check out .net) 2. Craigslist.org (check out the "best of" listings to start...but be careful...it's addicting)
"best of" on craigslist is my daily lunchtime reading
